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DESIGN & MARKETING FOR BUSINESS OWNERS WHO ACTUALLY
For the sake of us all… please stop fighting with Canva, Squarespace/Wix, Instagram, etc…
Stick to what you know - and want to spend your time on.
Your business already has 99 problems...
Don’t let marketing be one.
From branding, social media, all things marketing, to website magic, we tackle the online mayhem so you can focus on what you do best and where you should be spending your time—running your business.
You don’t have to be a hero and do it all… Let’s talk about your to-do list already: balancing books, managing staff, dreaming big… and somehow squeezing in social media posts between bathroom/coffee ☕️ breaks? Yikes 😳 How’s it going for you?
Here’s the truth: trying to handle branding, marketing strategy (yes, strategy - not just posting and printing random sh*t), and website updates on your own isn’t just exhaustingly annoying—it’s truly bad for business. That’s where I come in.
We’re your all-in-one marketing agency, ready to handle the creative chaos:
Branding that makes your business unforgettable among your industry.
Marketing strategies that drive results (not just traffic/random a$$ clicks).
Social media that actually excites and engages your audience.
Websites that attract and convert visitors into loyal customers.
Think of us as your secret weapon behind the scenes.
You run your business; we’ll run the marketing show.
FOCUS ON WHAT YOU DO BEST
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RUNNING A BUSINESS IS HARD ENOUGH ALREADY
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FOCUS ON WHAT YOU DO BEST • RUNNING A BUSINESS IS HARD ENOUGH ALREADY •
Marketing is a full time job…
(actually, more like 3+ full time jobs. Let an expert handle it.)
Working
with us
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Whether you're launching a new business or refining your brand, I’ve got you covered.
🌱 Starter Branding Package: Begin your journey with essentials like:
a custom logo,
color palette,
font pairings,
and basic brand guidelines—
perfect for laying a strong foundation.
🔥 Full Branding Package: Elevate your identity with a comprehensive suite of tools, including:
logo variations,
an extended color palette,
detailed typography systems,
custom patterns,
business card design,
and social media branding.
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Whether it’s building connections online or offline, I offer the tools and expertise to make your marketing unforgettable… and take lots of $h*t off your plate.
✨ Marketing Strategy & Design: From local promotion ideas and event planning to loyalty programs and merch management, I craft unique strategies that resonate with your audience.
📩 Digital Marketing Support: Engage your customers with email marketing campaigns, compelling blog copywriting, and online optimization—including Google Business profile management.
🎨 Creative Direction & Materials: Need eye-catching visuals? I provide marketing/promotional materials, creative direction, and branding support tailored to your goals.
🤝 Event & Partnership Management: Boost your presence with expertly managed events, pop-ups, and strategic collaborations to drive impact. Let me handle all the stuff you don’t have time for.
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From clean, professional designs to robust SEO strategies focused on results, these web packages are crafted to elevate your brand and make an impact online.
💻 Starter Website Design: Perfect for businesses starting their digital journey. Get a custom-designed WordPress, Squarespace, or Wix site (3-5 pages) with mobile-friendly responsiveness, basic SEO setup, blog integration (optional), and contact form setup. Plus, enjoy NOT handling domain transfer/setup support and benefit from basic website management training.
💪 Full Branding + Website Design Combo: The ultimate package for a complete makeover! Includes the Full Branding Package, a custom website (up to 7 pages), e-commerce integration (if needed), advanced SEO setup, custom graphics and illustrations, and optional email marketing integration.
🔍 Full Website Design + SEO Optimization: Designed for visibility and performance. Includes a fully custom 8-10-page website, a detailed SEO audit with keyword research, on-page SEO enhancements, blog setup and optimization, Google Analytics integration, and speed optimization for faster loading times.
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Whether you need tools to DIY or comprehensive management, I’ve got the solution to keep your social media impactful and STRESS-free.
📱 Social Media Templates/Management: Perfect for businesses seeking consistency and professionalism. This package includes custom-designed templates, story highlight covers, and a one-time content calendar. Opt for the monthly management add-on to include post copywriting and platform analytics.
🚀 Full Social Media Management: Take the stress out of social media with full-service care. From content creation (graphics, captions, hashtags) and scheduling to community engagement and monthly performance reports, I handle it all. Optional influencer outreach is also available to elevate your brand's reach.
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With a monthly retainer, you gain consistent, expert support to keep your business thriving—leaving you free to focus on what you do best!
📅 Ongoing Marketing Support: Stay ahead with monthly strategy sessions, campaign planning, and creative execution tailored to your goals.
✨ Content Creation & Management: From social media posts and email campaigns to blog updates and promotional materials, I help you ensure your brand stays fresh and engaging among your competition.
🔍 Optimization & Insights: Enjoy continuous online optimization (Google Business, SEO, etc.) and in-depth performance reporting to track results and refine strategies.
🤝 Dedicated Partnership: With a monthly retainer, you gain a reliable partner for events, partnerships, loyalty programs, and more—always ready to support your evolving needs.
🏃🏻♀️ Quick Edits/Projects: Enjoy close communication allowing for fast edits and turnaround times when needed. I already have all of your assets, projects/files, etc. on hand - let me handle the quick stuff.
🎨 Canva Buildouts: With a solid brand and set of templates built out, I can fully deck out a corporate Teams Canva account for you with all things assets - allowing your company the ease and autonomy of handling edits or files when needed. All of your projects (if applicable) can be created/shared in Canva as well.
Designer
Meet the
I can’t thank you enough for being here! My name is Jordan - I’m a 30-year-old designer and marketer based in Atlanta, GA, with a 12+ year career spanning startups, corporate chaos, freelance freedom, agency life, and even international gigs (Australia is amazing 🐨). Basically, I’ve tried to do all the things. 🖌️✨
When I’m not crafting bada$$ brands or strategizing marketing fun, I’m probably spoiling my two ancient princess pups (14 y/o Chihuahua mix + 11 y/o mini Dachshund) or catering to the whims of my two (male) diva cats (they rule the house). I’m a junk food connoisseur 🍩, a Law & Order: SVU fanatic (forever team Olivia Benson), and an eternal optimist about casually running into Mariska Hargitay filming in NYC one day. Scary movies, butterfly watching, and sarcastic banter? Yep, those are my jams too.
The real MVP? My life partner and creative collaborator, Russ, who’s as passionate as I am about building this little agency of (now) ours. Together, we’re making big ideas happen and having a blast doing it. 💕 I love you, Peanut!
Let’s create something awesome together—preferably with snacks. 😏
Here’s some of what
we get to work on…
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DESIGN
From logos to full brand identities, I create designs that capture the true essence of your business. Whether you’re looking for a fresh rebrand or to kickoff something totally new, we’ll work together to bring your vision to life with precision and creativity.
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SOCIAL
Level up (or kick off!) your online presence with strategic social media management and/or custom templates.
I create content that resonates with your audience, helping you connect, grow, and make a lasting impact on platforms that matter most to your business.
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MARKETING
Whether you need marketing materials, full campaigns, or consultations, I provide targeted strategies that boost visibility and drive results.
Let’s work together to craft the perfect marketing approach for your brand’s next chapter.
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WEB
From sleek and easy starter websites to fully optimized, SEO and mobile-friendly designs, we create sites that not only look great but are built to actually convert your visitors.
Whether you need a simple online presence or a full digital experience, I’ve got you covered.
You build the business.
We’ll build the marketing.
(and all the cool, pretty stuff)
Branding & Digital Marketing
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Custom packages starting @ $800-1K
Custom logo, color palette, typography
Logo variations (badges, different orientations, etc.)
Branding guidelines (Basic or Full)
Custom patterns or textures
Business card design
Social media profile branding
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Packages require custom quotes
Email marketing/newsletters
Blog copywriting/management
Online optimization (+ only consultations)
Google Business profile management
Creative direction/materials
Marketing strategy/design
Event/partnership management
Loyalty/promotion/giveaway management
Social Media Management
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Custom-designed social media post templates
Story highlight covers
Content calendar planning (for management option)
Copywriting for posts (for management option)
Platform analytics & reporting
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Content creation (graphics, captions, hashtags)
Posting & scheduling
Community management (engagement with followers)
Monthly performance reports
Influencer/partnership outreach (optional)
Website Design/Management
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3-5 page custom WordPress or Squarespace site
Mobile-friendly, responsive design
Domain transfer/setup + support
Basic SEO setup (meta tags, descriptions)
Blog integration (optional)
Contact form setup
Basic training for website management
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Full Branding Package
Full custom website (up to 7 pages)
E-commerce integration (if needed)
Advanced SEO setup
Custom graphics & illustrations
Email marketing integration (optional)
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Custom website design (up to 10 pages)
Full SEO audit and keyword research
On-page SEO (optimized headings, tags, and more)
Blog setup and optimization
Google Analytics integration
Speed optimization for fast loading
Email Updates
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